Showing posts with label Funny Tricks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Tricks. Show all posts

Speed Up ur PC( Part-II)

In this Post I will give you a very simple tips to maintain the speed and performance of your computer. A lot of you will notice that when you buy a new computer it works perfectly. But after using it for couple of months it gets slower. So, Now I will give you some tips to make your computer Faster and cleaner.


1. Clean your computer everyday with C cleaner: Ccleaner is a very useful free software by which you can save a lot of disk space everyday. You can make your computer fast by removing the unnecessary cookies and files.

2. Use Defraggler to defragment your computer automatically: Defraggler is another useful software like Cleaner from the same manufacturer (Piriform). When you run your computer eventually it gets slower because of some complicated issues with your ram and hard disks (I don't feel you need to know about that stuff since your main objective is to make your computer Fast). You need do defragmentation. You can do defragmentation manually but that will be complicated and can take a day to complete the defragmentation. Download the defreggaler software from the above link and you can defragment your computer disk very easily. It may take couple of hours since this process is very critical.

3. Antivirus(Internet security) :  Another most important thing to keep the performance of your computer is to have a good antivirus. Since internet is full of viruses, you will definitely need an antivirus. The current number 1 ranked antivirus is Bitdefender. You can also use other good Antivirus software like Eset, Norton, Kaspersky etc. Avira and Avg free antivirus are also good but they won't work perfectly if you use the free version.

4. Do not keep the unnecessary software or application: Do not forget to uninstall the software's you don't need. If you keep them then they will take the Ram space automatically when you start you computer. So it is better to uninstall each and every unnecessary application and software's.

5. In one of my articles in Hubpages I have described the process to increase the starting time of your computer. With this trick you can really start your computer very fast and it really works. This will need some manual configuration. Please follow the Tips no.3 of this article - Funny computer tricks

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How To Speed Up ur Startup????

 Hi Guyz I'm Back With my new Trick.By This u Will Able To Speed Up ur Startup



How to increase windows startup speed by windows registry configuration.

The process:

Step 1: Click Run and then type Regedit.


Step 2: Now you will notice a box will pop up. From there Select HKEY_CURRENT_USER. Then Select control Panel , then Desktop Folder.


Step 3: Now in the right hand side you will see lots of settings. From there select "Menu Show Delay". Double click on it and changed the default value "400" to "0".

I Will Prefer All To do "400" To "50" .

Edit any webpage without any external software


In this post I am going to provide another tricky tutorial. Here I will show you an easy way to edit any webpage without any external software. You can edit the webpage  and take a fake screen shot of it for fun. Everything will look original until you click the refresh button. This is how people can show you fake result for scam.

Step 1,: Open Google chrome  go to any website you want to edit according to your wish. Select the text you want edit then right click on it. Then select inspect element .







Step 2: After clicking Inspect element you will see a box has appeared below your web bar. Now the important thing is to find the sentence code you want to edit. You will find the sentence easily. Afterwards, double click on it and then simply change the value.

Step 3: Look at the right side of the box appeared and click close button to remove the code box. Then everything will look original. Now you can show a video to convince people that it is original; but in fact it is not.

You can also try to change any other things you want ;) . Note this will not do any harm to the website because it won't change anything permanently. When you will click refresh button everything will be normal


:D . I hope you have enjoyed reading this article , please post comment here if you like it.

Computer Talks With You????

Computer Talks With u.
Now This Is Possible With A Simple Script.

To create one such talk script, follow the steps given below:-

Steps
1. Open Notepad.  

2. Copy and paste the exact code given below.

               Dim speaks, speech
               speaks="Welcome to your PC, Yash"
               Set speech=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
               speech.Speak speaks


Replace Welcome To your PC,Yash With Your Text U Want ......

3. Click on File Menu, Save As, select All Types in Save as Type option, and save the file as Speak.vbs or "*.vbs".
4.  Double click on the saved file, a window will open like the one in the image. Enter some text in enter text column and click OK.

Now your Computer will speak / talk what you typed in Step 2

Make A Shortcut In Startup
Start>All Programs>Startup

This Will Make Your PC Welcoming You........

This Trick Is Tested And 100% Working...........

Effect Like Mattrix on Friends PC.

Open Note Pad Then Type The Code Below

Type in Notepad-

@echo off
:a
Start
Start
Start
Start
Start
goto :a


When you save, Go to “File”, “Save As”, and save it as “Internet Explorer.bat”. Where it says “FileType” Select “All Files” or it will not  work!!!

What this will do is Open CMD six times and then repeat itself. Over and Over. You cant stop it. SO DONT TRY IT ON YOUR COMPUTER!!!

Next you need to change the icon to look like “Internet Explorer”.

To do this you need to right click the Icon and go down to “Create Shortcut” and then rename it to “Internet

Explorer”. Then right click it and go down to “Properties” and select “Change Icon”.

Find the Internet Explorer Icon and click it and then click “Apply”.

Put the original Batch File in a random folder on the desktop. So they cant see it.

If you then double click it and it will Crash the computer.


This is very funny to do to friends.

DO NOT ABUSE THIS HACK. FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY!!!!!!!!
DO NOT START ACCIDENTALLY IF DONE DON'T BLAME ME !!!!!!!!!!!

Follow Some Steps To Make Your Pc Much Faster

No need to panic if your system is slow and being hang time to time. Now solution is here!!!

Follow these tips to get a much faster and more reliable PC!!

By Following These Steps You will Sure Get Fast Speed!!!


Free up disk space:- Disk Cleanup in properties of your hard disk helps you to free up space by deleting unwanted files and folders. This tip is most useful in Vista and Windows 7 as in these Operating Systems G.B(Giga bytes) of space are freed up.

Turn off Animations:- In your PC go to Display Settings from the desktop/Control Panel and switch to Effects Tab. Now turn off Show Windows Content While Dragging and Smooth Edges on Screen Fonts. This tip is also helpful with Windows-XP because of the various fade/scroll effects.

Minimizing:- If you want to use several programs at a same time then minimize those programs which you are not using. This helps reduce the overloading of RAM(Random Access Memory).


Drivers:- Keep updating your hardware drivers frequently as possible. New drivers are supposed to increase system speed especially in the case of graphics cards, their drivers are updated by manufacturer very frequently.

Boot faster:- While starting Windows 98/XP/Vista/Windows-7 messages and loading of programs at start-up can delay your booting for a couple of seconds or even minutes. To get rid of this message go to "C:\" drive (or your drive containing operating system) and find the file msdos.sys. Remove the Read-Only option in properties. Next, open it in Notepad or any other text editor. Finally, go to the text 'Options' within the file and make the following changes: Add bootdelay=0. To make your booting even faster, set add logo=0 to remove windows logo at start-up of your computer.


Restart only Windows:- If you are going to restart your PC then hold Shift to restart only Windows rather than whole system which take less time to Restart and Your PC Restarts with less load.

Uninstall Unwanted Programs:- You can remove those programs which you no longer use, It reduces load of your PC in high rate and makes your system comparatively fast.

Internet Access:- If you use internet for reference and sites your visit are rarely updated then try this in Interne Explorer go to Tools, Internet Options. Next, click on Settings in the Temporary Internet Files section. Lastly, select Never for the first option and double the amount of storage space to use & click on OK.

De-fragmentation of Drive:- This option is available on hard drive properties in tools tab [Here are other more options are to free up Space] or you cal also get in your Computer properties by clicking manage option.


Ejecting CD Drive: Instead of pressing the button on your drive just right-click your CD drive in My Computer & click on Eject or simply click on your CD drive and Eject button will appear on top of windows. This removes any icons that have been associated with the CD drive.


RAM(Random Acess Memory):- If you have have RAM less then 1 G.B you must think of upgrading it to at least 1 G.B or even more. It may be the main reason that your system is slow. If this is problem then you must hurry up!

Start-up Programs:- If you have unnecessary programs on start-up and it make you to wait for long time for starting your PC and starting your work then you can remove it and it will increase of your PC too.

Wallpapers:- Wallpapers with animations slow down your whole system, so if you're willing to compromise, have a basic plain one instead on your desktop.

Remove Temporary Files:- You can speedup your system by deleting temporary file, internet temproary files, removing windows temporary files, deleting windows optional components which you don't need, deleting unused restore points etc..



Fonts:- If you have lot of fonts installed on your PC then it might also be reason that your system is slow. Go to c:\windows\fonts and remove or delete all those fonts which you don't need.

LOck Your Folder Without Any SOftwarE

Here Is A Notepad Trick Which Help You To Lock Your Folder Easily Without Any Software...

Now The Trick Starts.

1. Open Notepad And Type The Following Code Below======
"
"
\"/

2.
cls
:End
@ECHO OFF
title Folder Locker
if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" goto UNLOCK
if NOT EXIST Locker goto MDLOCKER
:CONFIRM
echo Are you sure u want to Lock the folder(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto LOCK
if %cho%==y goto LOCK
if %cho%==n goto END
if %cho%==N goto END
echo Invalid choice.
goto CONFIRM
:LOCK
ren Locker "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
echo Folder locked
goto End
:UNLOCK
echo Enter password to Unlock folder
set/p "pass=>"
if NOT %pass%==0000 goto FAIL
attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" Locker
echo Folder Unlocked successfully
goto End
:FAIL
echo Invalid password
goto end
:MDLOCKER
md Locker
echo Locker created successfully
goto End


3. Save It As Lockit.bat

4. Open The Lockit.bat

5. It Will Create A Locker Folder Put Your Things In It

When You Lock Your Folder It Will Diappear For A While After Unlock It Will Reappear.

NOTE-
In the above code, don’t forget to edit the line that have your password the above code.
The Default Code Is 0000

if NOT %pass%== 0000 goto FAIL

A Simple Trick To Check Your Antivirus

1. Open a notepad (New Text Document.TXT) and copy the following code exactly onto it, and save the notepad.

EICAR Test code
X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


2. Rename the file from New Text Document.TXT to myfile.com

3. Now run the antivirus scan on this myfile.com file.

If the antivirus is functioning properly on your computer, then it should generate a warning and immediately delete the file upon scanning. Otherwise you may have to re-install your antivirus.

NOTE: Most antivirus will pop-out a warning message in the Step-1 itself

You can also place the myfile.com file in a ZIP or RAR file and run a scan on it so as to ensure whether your antivirus can detect the test string in the compressed archive. Any antivirus when scanning this file will respond exactly as it will do for a genuine virus/malicious code. This test will cause no damage to your computer even though the antivirus will flag it as a malicious script. Hence it is the safest method to test the proper functioning of any antivirus.

Change ur Processor Name To Make ur friend Fool!!

CHANGE YOUR PC PROCESSER NAME TO CORE i5 or i7  in 20 sec
GO TO START
RUN>
TYPE REGEDIT>
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE>
HARDWARE>
DISCRIPTION>
SYSTEM>
CENTRAL PROCESSOR>
ON RIGHT HAND SIDE RIGHT CLICK ON PROCESSORNAMESTRING AND THEN WRITE ANYTHING U WANT IN.

The Best Tricks I Liiiike Is This!!!!!!


----:::::::: Warning:After Reboot The Processor Name Will Change To Original.  ::::::::------